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« Reply #60 on: November 14, 2005, 01:51:55 AM » |
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lmfao, Pierce is going to go into cardiac arrest at a severely early age.
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« Reply #61 on: November 14, 2005, 12:54:42 PM » |
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is it true you can be so bored, you're dead... only to find yourself waking up again to the sounds of nothing?
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« Reply #62 on: November 14, 2005, 03:55:12 PM » |
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We were all out at the zoo one day, I was doing some acting, walking on the railing of the gorilla exhibit. I fell in. Everyone screamed and Tommy jumped in after me, forgetting that he had blueberries in his front pocket. The gorillas just went wild. They jumped all over his body and threw him around like a rag doll to get to those blueberries. One gorilla would throw him to another gorilla who tossed him to another. Everyone panicked and cried out for somebody to help but it was too late. The gorillas beat him to death before the zookeepers could gas them all.
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« Reply #63 on: November 14, 2005, 03:57:04 PM » |
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blueberries or dingleberries?
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« Reply #64 on: November 14, 2005, 09:47:44 PM » |
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blueberries or dingleberries? [snapback]7675[/snapback] Ask Tenka |
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« Reply #65 on: November 21, 2005, 04:09:36 PM » |
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Today I recieved a 10 cent raise from my job working as a Bean Cuisine Salter.
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« Reply #66 on: November 21, 2005, 04:46:35 PM » |
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If Homer can visit a world that's all 3-D, can I visit one that's 4-D?
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« Reply #68 on: December 09, 2005, 06:05:43 PM » |
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lol Tanat.
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« Reply #69 on: December 09, 2005, 08:58:02 PM » |
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Today in my 1990 Buick Le Sabre I went about 100 yards down Main Street in New Paltz sideways on the ice to come to a stop in the middle of an intersection in which I had a red light. I didn't crash or get a ticket though, so all is well.
... And my favorite flavor of ice cream is black cherry.
... Or cookie dough, thats really good too.
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 (Image by Tanat) (Pierce) : The Courel is jewish, try casting bacon on it. DEATH TO ALL NINJAS!!! |
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« Reply #70 on: December 12, 2005, 04:41:16 PM » |
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Hmm i wonder if this crotch itch is from the new laundry soap. >.<
well you did say random.
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« Reply #71 on: December 19, 2005, 11:07:00 AM » |
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is a random thought really necessary?
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« Reply #72 on: December 20, 2005, 12:49:56 PM » |
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WHY THE FUCK DOES WHEN WHEN SHIT GO WRONG, IT GOES WRONG IN THE MOST FANTASTIC FLAMINGLY HORRIBLE INCONVEIENT WAY POSSIBLE?!!?!?!?!?!?!?
DAMN YOU MURPHY!!!!
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« Reply #73 on: December 20, 2005, 07:48:48 PM » |
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yah i go down on chicks...i bite that shit, tear it up, fucking wrestle it and shit. Then i upper cut them in the tiant, that way they NEVER ask me to do it again.
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« Reply #74 on: December 21, 2005, 09:29:52 AM » |
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>.>... was that.... really necessary...?
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« Reply #75 on: December 21, 2005, 06:32:32 PM » |
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Dane Cook is SO funny. Ya ive watched that clip way to many times now.
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« Reply #76 on: December 22, 2005, 10:49:34 AM » |
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Did humpty dumpty really just fall off that wall, or was there foul play involved?
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« Reply #77 on: December 22, 2005, 05:22:14 PM » |
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why do people drive in parkways, and park in driveways?
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« Reply #78 on: December 22, 2005, 05:50:30 PM » |
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lol i've heard of that one too krash
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« Reply #79 on: December 22, 2005, 07:38:40 PM » |
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What do gay horses eat?
Haaaaaay~
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