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« Reply #3020 on: June 22, 2010, 07:50:21 PM »

Ninja monkey attack for the revival of the random thoughts.

If reptiles taste like chicken then what does chicken taste like?
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« Reply #3021 on: June 23, 2010, 12:14:29 AM »

lol I've always hated when people say that some other meat tastes like chicken. They just don't have that much food experience... I've heard people say alligator tastes like chicken... it doesn't. Alligator kabobs taste more like roast goat meat than chicken, deep fry it it tastes similar to dark meat pork. Snake has a delicate texture that is more akin to fish than chicken. It takes flavors well and tastes naturally "clean", the meat is delicate, and juicy... the skin crisps similar to fish as well. Frog and rabbit if eaten prepared like chicken wings, I could understand making the mistake.  I could see rabbit being prepared like pollo lingua tacos (chicken tongue), but you can season meat to taste similar to another meat, and take away form and yeah people will be confused. BUT neither taste like chicken. Frog is incredibly moist, and has a natural sweetness to it. Rabbit is gamy, takes a lot of chewing if you don't cook it right. Goes well as a substitute for a spicy chicken and rice soup. Grilling it, I'd suggest marinating, as it takes a while for it to accept flavors. Grilling it I would also suggest putting it in a fat wrap. On the stove, cook it in a butter sauce.

Now back to the randomness.

WTF don't we have scratch and sniff porno? I know there's a market out there for it... is it because people only look at internet porn now? or is it because they are afraid that people might catch a wiff of their own stains on the pages? or even worse... try to see if what it tastes like... oh well, i'm not 100% for the future of porn atm. Free flash porn is fine for me.

And oddly I'm reminded of me and BB teasing a gal from Spain that totally got flustered by the story of a girl who would bite down hard on my tongue anytime she would orgasm. Well she would bite down on anything in her mouth when she orgasmed... but I'm sure not everyone wants to hear her story.
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« Reply #3022 on: June 23, 2010, 11:22:07 AM »

lol lance, i like the pm. probably very true with the girls in porn. wouldn't doubt they all smell like a fish market on a 105 degree day
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« Reply #3023 on: June 23, 2010, 11:25:36 AM »

Yeah Rosh, better be careful on this thread, it's just crawling with easily offended people. Tongue

A friend of mine makes a 22 meat chili. Beef, pork, chicken, turkey, ostrich, snake (a few types), alligator, goat, alpaca, donkey, emu, and I can't even remember what else. It's bloody delicious.
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« Reply #3024 on: June 23, 2010, 04:29:56 PM »

I'm training turtles in the ways of martial arts.
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« Reply #3025 on: June 23, 2010, 11:38:47 PM »

damn 22 meat chili? he must make a huge batch of chili, I wouldn't mind trying that.  As for people being offended at things as common as porno, learn to ignore it like I ignore all those complaints and brain washed conspiracy theories.  Just chill and live your own life, seeking individual happiness, because no matter what side you are looking to, you will be told lies. Anyways I'm headed to bed.
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« Reply #3026 on: June 24, 2010, 07:59:27 AM »

...because no matter what side you are looking to, you will be told lies. Anyways I'm headed to bed.
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« Reply #3027 on: June 24, 2010, 05:51:29 PM »

I did go to bed though coreno!
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« Reply #3028 on: June 25, 2010, 10:04:05 PM »

I must have tacos!!!
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« Reply #3029 on: June 26, 2010, 12:02:52 PM »

You can have my taco sweet cheeks...  cool
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« Reply #3030 on: June 28, 2010, 08:42:56 PM »

Leftover pizza is breakfast of champions.
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« Reply #3031 on: June 29, 2010, 06:41:34 PM »

If a deaf guy gets shot in the foot and no one is around to hear, does he make a sound?
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« Reply #3032 on: June 29, 2010, 10:58:17 PM »

I just realized why Rosie O'Donnell looks so weird. She looks like a gigantic midget! A gigantic taco-loving midget!
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« Reply #3033 on: July 02, 2010, 05:25:24 AM »

I like turtles.
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« Reply #3034 on: July 04, 2010, 07:21:40 PM »


My Random thought/s: Doesn't everyone know that light bulbs are fragile? Doesn't everyone know you can get pregnant during your period?


Wow 152 posts!

@Master Roshi: LOL scratch and sniff porn xD xD. I think it's a good idea since most of the virgin boys I meet think that vagina is supposed to smell like roses or something ridiculous like that.  ... ... ... And I am 100% positive that people would try to lick it =_=.

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« Reply #3035 on: July 04, 2010, 08:55:38 PM »

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« Reply #3036 on: July 05, 2010, 01:55:06 PM »

Most women appreciate the licking. In fact I've yet to be with one who didn't greatly appreciate it. >.>
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« Reply #3037 on: July 06, 2010, 02:43:46 PM »

xD xD xD xD

I never said the girls didn't like it O_o

though I am fairly sure that a picture could care less, since it is an inanimate object ^^;
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« Reply #3038 on: July 07, 2010, 12:00:47 AM »

Ohh, you meant licking a picture. Cunnilingus training? That's amazing, I didn't know vagina tasted like magazine paper! And I think I got a paper cut on her clitoris.
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« Reply #3039 on: July 07, 2010, 09:50:28 PM »

lol wonder if they would take it to the next level and put the fuzzy side of velcro on the girls that have thick muffs and micro-felt on the girls with peach fuzz... of course if they are doing all of this... does that mean they would need to make pop-up books for the play-girl mags?
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