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« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2005, 08:33:58 PM » |
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I was just wondering what crazy ass Asian person came up with the idea for numchucks... "Yo, you know what would be awesome? Let's take two sticks that are the same size and connect them with a short chain! And then you can swing it around and hit stuff with one end while you hold on to the other end! And it'll make stupid people look like fools when they flail around and hit themselves. It's gonna be great."
And yes, I am currently swinging numchucks around.
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« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2005, 06:27:44 PM » |
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 y can't i fly like ppl in crouching tiger or house of flying daggers movie |
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« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2005, 10:04:24 AM » |
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pudding.
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« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2005, 11:51:56 AM » |
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hmm belly button lint smells funny >.>
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« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2005, 12:38:31 PM » |
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> _ > wtf thats just nasty
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« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2005, 07:35:13 PM » |
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You know.. the guy that invented flamethrowers had to be on something. His train of thought, like mine, had to have been:
"You seem them people over there?"
"Yeah"
"You know.. I want to burn them to death... but this chair is just too damn comfortable. I should make a gun that simply burns things without getting out of my chair."
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« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2005, 09:46:58 PM » |
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He was insain for another reason. This dumb shit decided "Hmm, lets take this guy, strap 100 lbs of compressed liquid napalm to his back, put 6-7 people right next to him and send him into close quarter armed combat."
Hence the quote "The flamethrower was the most effective weapon of all time to use againsed your own troops."
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 (Image by Tanat) (Pierce) : The Courel is jewish, try casting bacon on it. DEATH TO ALL NINJAS!!! |
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« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2005, 10:20:50 PM » |
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Testing shark suits, this was overheard (as repeated by me from Bill Engvall's Here's your Sign number):
Now Jimmy.. you got that shark suit on?
Nice and tight?
Good...
Now, what we're gonna do here... is... we're gonna strap dead fish all over your body, and then put you in that there cage and lower you down to the sharks...
Now, you let us know when the shark bites you, if it hurts.. OK?
Jimmy? ......
Jimmy?
gotta love that....
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« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2005, 02:07:47 AM » |
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hm this is one of my favourite jokes...probably not new to u guys and many of u would've heard some version of it:
Once upon a time there was a tale saying that if u jump of this cliff far far away and say out loud something u wanna be at the same time...ur wish will come true and u'll turn into what u screamed out.
So these 3 men come up to this cliff...and are wondering if the myth was true. They decid to try it out.
The first man walks slowly up to the edge...closed his eyes...jumps while yelling: "I want to be an eagle!"
and in a blink...he turns into an eagle and flies far far away..
After seeing this..then remaining 2 men get very excited...and start to think of what they want to be..
The 2nd man walks up to the edge like the 1st man did..jumps very high and screams "I want to be a tiger!"...and he turns into a tiger and jumps over to the cliff on the other side of the valley.
Having seen this..the 3rd man gets even more confident that the myth is true...and he has this nice idea of what he wants to turn into in his mind and he decides to run far back from the edge. He starts dashing as fast as he could...just as he's about to jump...he suddenly notices a piece of rock sticking out from the ground...he trips over the rock and unconciously mumbles to himself: "Shit.." and falls over the edge...
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« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2005, 02:17:18 AM » |
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And so our president was born.
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(Image by Tanat) (Pierce) : The Courel is jewish, try casting bacon on it. DEATH TO ALL NINJAS!!! |
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« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2005, 12:45:46 PM » |
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WTF is it that every dentist I have seen since I was a child always hums when they are working?
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 Pope likes to keep his pimp hand strong! |
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« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2005, 09:23:51 PM » |
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lol, thats awesome Tan.
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(Image by Tanat) (Pierce) : The Courel is jewish, try casting bacon on it. DEATH TO ALL NINJAS!!! |
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« Reply #33 on: August 03, 2005, 11:40:01 PM » |
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I keep forgetting this mole thing on my foot is a mole, and I keep trying to scratch it off
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« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2005, 07:50:16 AM » |
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LMAO Tan that was freakin sweet, made my day.
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  Which FF character are you? Sprint fucking fails at internet service.Yusuke Urameshi: Why don't you show this young whipper snapper how it was done in the old days?
Genkai: Gladly you patronizing jackass. |
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« Reply #35 on: August 22, 2005, 09:13:15 PM » |
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I gotz mah Tiger Mask.
woof.
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« Reply #36 on: August 22, 2005, 09:53:14 PM » |
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grats
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(Image by Tanat) (Pierce) : The Courel is jewish, try casting bacon on it. DEATH TO ALL NINJAS!!! |
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« Reply #37 on: October 04, 2005, 12:18:48 PM » |
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« Reply #38 on: October 04, 2005, 01:41:57 PM » |
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 cuuute! |
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« Reply #39 on: October 04, 2005, 02:08:02 PM » |
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Oh wow Tan, that is awesome!!! Can I use that as my sig?
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