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cybrsage
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« on: August 22, 2010, 04:31:49 PM »

I just came across some ancient Taru writings, and now I am POSITIVE that Shakespeare plagiarized the Taru in his play Caesar.  Here are Shakespeare's lines:

"Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial."


And here are the ancient Taru writings:

"Blood wud and destruction wuction shall wal be so in use wufe
And dreadful deadful objects wobjects so familiar conjilliar
Thataru mothers wothers shall wall butaru smile when men they behold hahold
Their enemies wenemies infants quarter'd mortered with the hands wands of war;
All pity wity choked woked with custom mustom of fell deeds weeds:
And Star Sybil's spiritaru, ranging waging for revenge menge,
With Shantotto by her we side wide come hotaru from Windurst,
Shall wall in these weese confines with mith a monarch's voice woice
Cry Havoc Wavoc, and letaru slip whip the dogs wogs or WAR;
Thataru this glorious deed weed shall smell mell above the Vana'diel
With mith carrion Gulka, Hume, Mithra, and Elvaan, groaning moaning for burial wearial."


It is obvious the charlatan Shakespeare stole these famous Taru lines and changed them for his own use. All I wanted to do is rant.
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2010, 10:34:20 PM »

O_o poor Taru, they must have has tragic lives. I remember how they were always complain about being short.

The Lalafell seem to be kind of happy about being short. Lalafell also seem to be a lot bossier than Taru. I'm pretty sure a Lalafell could kick a Taru's butt. Lalafell are totally not worth punting either. Unlike Taru, the Lalafell will get revenge... and it will be horrible for the punter.
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2010, 08:11:11 PM »

I am going to be a Lalafell...phear me!
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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2010, 09:53:27 AM »

Wrong thread >.> stupid school computers
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